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wThursday, March 07, 2002

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!: WARNING: Christopher Moore's new novel, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, has a lot of, er, moments that could threaten the health of those with a sense of humor and a bad heart. If it's possible that you could die laughing, then don't read this book. Here is an ad hoc funeral dirge by Biff, Jesus' fictitious childhood pal, at the burial of a the mother of a rich priest:

"La-la-la. Oh we are really, really sad that your mom is dead. Too bad you're a Sadducee and don't believe in an afterlife and your mom is just going to be worm food, la-la. Makes you want to reconsider, huh? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-wacka-wacka." (It sounded great in Aramaic. Really.)

posted by Jeremy at 9:36 PM