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wWednesday, April 24, 2002

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!: From Florence King's With Charity Toward None: A Fond Look at Misanthropy:

Watching Richard Simmons
As he flaps his little hands,
And kicks his hairless legs up high
And sings along with bands,
A fervent picture leaps to mind
And wishful thought enfolds me
As I visualize him sweatin' to
A quintessential oldie.
It's awfully hard to rhyme it -
After all, I'm not a Horace -
But I'd love to see hi buggered
By a Rex Tyrannosaurus.

(If this amuses you, proceed directly to my old piece on America the Fat. If not, never mind.)

posted by Jeremy at 12:23 AM