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wThursday, February 20, 2003

SILLY LETTER OF THE DAY: I let slip in a phone conversation to Kevin Steel that I had started taking zinc to ward off colds. His response:


Zinc does prevent colds, so if your intention is to keep away the flu bug, then it's probably a good idea to take it.

My only caveat is that it is somewhat alien. You saw in the movie Signs, those kids wearing tinfoil helmets to keep the aliens from reading their thoughts. But taking zinc you are in fact putting the metal inside your brain, making it easier for aliens to download your brainwaves.

The reason you don't get colds is because the aliens are trying to keep their specimens healthy for further study. It's a bit of a trade-off, actually.

You have been warned.


posted by Jeremy at 10:44 PM