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wWednesday, June 02, 2004

HERE'S A TIP: When a bunch of drunken jackoffs show up at your place at 2:30 in the morning and start pounding on your locked door, saying that they want to sleep in your room and borrow your TV and generally make asses of themselves, don't open it. When you finally are moved to open it half an hour later, make sure to brandish the most menacing items you can find in the room and have the wild and disheveled look of an Old Testament prophet about you. Works every time.

posted by Jeremy at 9:06 AM